Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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