Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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