He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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