omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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