Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
