Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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