Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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