There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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