Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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