i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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