Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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