I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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