im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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