He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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