Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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