I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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