Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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