There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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