Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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