It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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