whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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