Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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