That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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