Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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