and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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