She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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