I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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