what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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