So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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