I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish i was in the wii world.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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