I <3 Kentucky my hometown. y'all smaller town get up folks don't understand all our Kentucky butter churning fanatics. you all are invited to me and my cousins wedding in Tennessee blame them
From NKY...Kentucky is southerrrnnnn. You cross the river to Ohio and your in yankeeland..Ohioans are fucking insane and they can't drive worth a damn.
Oh Florence, Kentucky....home to the greatest water tower ever. Red and white stripes with the words "Florence Y'all" printed on it. For that reason alone I think this text is legit. :)
ACTUALLY, 6:36, they changed it because you cant advertise for public places on things that are owned by the county.
thusly, florence yall.
you can still see the M though.
that makes me happy.
also, i think i saw that shit too. so its pretty legit
florence, located in northern kentucky, is like the taint. you aren't quite in the shit hole of the south yet, and you're still somewhat dwelling with the pussies from cincinnati. Florence is just fucking weird.
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY.
just kidding i hate typing in caps almost as much as i had reading "first!"
op shouldve left it all lower case except "slap his daughter across the face with it" so it would've been more surprising.
;D
Okay, I'm from Cincinnati, but I would just like to add the following:
1.] Florence isn't really "The South" it's still more like the Midwest.
2.] That water tower used to say "FLORENCE MALL" and the city made them change it because the mall wasn't there yet.
3.] Gimp basically means it's non-functional.
To everyone annoy at the caps:
It being in caps shows how thrilled this person was to see it. I would caps lock that text, and the people i sent it to, they would be excited for me for witnessing such a thing.
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