And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
