he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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