i permit you to call me
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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