Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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