So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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