is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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