idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I touched a dick in church today
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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