whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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