like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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