Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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