brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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