dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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