In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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going out in a blaze of glory.
Were you at Henry Hudsons?
Lola's.
If you wound up with someone named El Camino Guy, chances are you didn't do any coming at all.
About fucking time I got something on here!
Too many whores in Houston.
Just met a girl, from the h-town
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