We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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