I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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