Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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