It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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