I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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