i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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