Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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